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False Medicare Drama Sparks Lawsuit

A false news report shares false information on doctors and medicare

Grey
June 9, 2026

Did you know that not all of your healthcare treatments are fully covered by Medicare? I did, but it seems many people don't. Even though the Medicare Policy is publicly available for anyone to view.

So, what treatments do require patients to pay? There's only 4 active treatments that require it:

  1. Insulin, costing the patient $15. This treatment cures Hyperglycemia.
  2. Antihistamine, also costing the patient $15. This treatment cures Hay Fever.
  3. Feather Pluck Tonic, costing the patient $25. This treatment cures Webbed Feet.
  4. Milk Buckets, costing the patient $10 per bucket. This treatment lowers the patient's elixir level.

Also, vaccines, which have not been introduced, will require a $50 co-pay.

Who didn't know of this policy, well supposedly none other than Wax Wing News, publishing an article allegedly accusing RobotAlan of committing a crime by charging people for medicine, specifically insulin. But, like I addressed before, this is completely legal with the Medicare Policy. Even more, there is allegedly evidence of the writer of this article slandering Alan, and telling people "DO NOT PAY ROBOTALAN," and that "PAYING DOCTORS DIRECTLY IS ILLEGAL." Even more, Waxon directly called Alan an "exploitative scum" in DC messages.

In response to this, Alan has contacted lawyers to file a lawsuit against the individual. This article is expected to focus on a loss of reputation on RobotAlan and on the DOH, and possible monetary loss. This article may be updated with future information.

This has been Grey Minecraft reporting as a Doctor and Detective. RobotAlan has given approval for me to publish this article.

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