My Apology

I AM SORRY

Hello Redmont,
You may have heard some concerning news about me earlier today. An article came out claiming that I said, 'Feet Are Yummy'. I regret to inform you, this is a true statement I made.. But what I want you to ask yourself is, what even are feet? Is there a clear definiton, perhaps I was saying the snack 'Big Foot' was yummy. Or perhaps I was being truthful to MYSELF, in what I STAND FOR. And so, I stand with the fact feet are yummy. I am not ashamed. I find many things yummy, cupcakes, scones, soft pretzles, belgium waffles, food in general. Never let Redmont take away the light from your eyes, stand your ground. If you like something, tell the world! Happy pride month! #realbitchesfindeverythingyummy