The 30 Minute war: The full story

The Self proclaimed Republic of Willow was barely off the ground when it started making enemies. Just hours after co-founders RazOBazO and TehEnderBoy signed their constitution. The Willow Republic Army allegedly held a military rally and marched to Oakridge to claim the Klondike Region while also staking a claim to the southern tip of Aventura, including its town hall.

According to Aventura, they did this without Aventura's consent. Aventura's militia, led by General Anthony_org, launched an operation supposedly named "Reap What You Sow" in response. Sending a task force that attempted a mass takeover of key landmarks.

After Aventura made their attacks, RazOBazO reached out to negotiate. Anthony_org came with demands to quote. "Full recognition of Aventura's independence, a five-year non-aggression pact, a public apology, and an Aventura embassy on Willow soil."

RazOBazO asked to bring TehEnderBoy into the negotiations to make a collective decision as co-leaders. Aventura Demanded Willows attention quoting Anthony "decide now or face unconditional surrender." RazOBazO agreed to all demands.

The entire conflict, from first shot to peace agreement, lasted 30 minutes. What followed was unclear. TehEnderBoy, who was allegedly not present when his co-president surrendered, then attempted to get the treaty thrown out.

These attempts failed, the Willow issued mandatory public apology which was according to others found to contain a Caesar cipher reading "FUCK YOU AVENTURA." With a five-year non-aggression pact now binding Willow, the war is officially over, though the events that followed the ceasefire suggests while tensions are high, there is always room for peace.

(written by anthonyorg edited by Icarus_funni)