what multimans doing with his net worth

I just read JuniperFig's "The Split of the June 2026 Presidential Election", which was an article essentially composed of raw data; raw data that I interpret as to mean how Multiman155's larger presidential campaign budget allowed him to amass a significantly larger following of "post-Jaron" players in comparison to other eligible candidates. Despite JuniperFig's sketchy connections and presumably occult ties, I find it hard to argue with concrete facts (despite the assumptions present in her article), and as JuniperFig neglected to give a call-to-action or conclusion at the end of her article, I'll be giving one here.

The obvious conclusion here is that Multiman155 has been dipping his toes into a process similar to the infamous CIA operation "MKUltra". MKUltra was an illegal human experiment undertaken by the CIA in an attempt to instill susceptibility to suggestion involving the nonconsenual administration of drugs, chiefly LSD, and various other forms of torture. These methods were intended to manipulate a subject's mental state in order to convert said subject into an unthinking drone, fully capable of carrying out whatever task the CIA may have had in mind. While MKUltra allegedly didn't work, the CIA isn't exactly know for being the most truthful government agency of all time, so the possibility that MKUltra did, and still does, work as a process must not be ruled out entirely, and, in fact, is to be assumed to be a valid process for creating suggestible cronies willing to enact any action they may be given. Despite this, MKUltra was brought to a halt in the 1960's; and, given that the whistle.

So, after establishing what MKUltra was, it's best to next establish how we know Multiman is using this process. JuniperFig's data showed us that Multiman has the largest number of new players willing to vote for him (assuming, of course, that the people mindlessly doing his campaigning are in fact supporters). 'New players', according to JuniperFig's definition, are players who joined after May 26, 2026- the date of the disastrous YeahJaron video. We can safely assume that people who consistently watch Minecraft YouTubers are under the age of 18, as the content YeahJaron provides is inherently geared towards younger audiences, since Minecraft is a little baby game for little babies. People under the age of 18 (minors) have much weaker mental fortitudes than people over the age of 18 (majors) and are thus more suceptible to torture, and their smaller bodies make them more suceptible to drugs like LSD- the primary drug used in MKUltra. This means that even if processes undertaken in MKUltra don't work on adults, they're far more likely to work on small children- small children like the ones flooding into DemocracyCraft following the "Jaron Wave". The outlandish amount of new players that Multiman155 has campaigning for him in a fashion eerily similar to the intended results of MKUltra- mindless drones following every order that they're given to further an agenda that's not truly their own. It's quite safe to assume that, with the incredible amount of Mulitman campaign ads and his high spending, as well as the almost cult following he's amassed in ads and campaigns, that Multiman is using MKUltra or a process similar to it in order to mind-control voters into submission and grunt work.

You may expect me to take issue with the unethical mind-control of the susceptible children who refer to themselves as 'Jaronites', but the abuse of illicit substances and torture is actually not the problematic part of Multiman's Campaigning. People have been abusing substances and gaslighting others for a very long time, and, just as I laid out in my first article comparing xEndeavour to Caligula, something with a preset precedent should not be persecuted. The problematic part is, as JuniperFig showed, that Multiman's use of torture to procure voters inflated the total number of dollars spent on his campaign to a whopping (assumed) $34,000. No one else running for president spent this much money campaigning. The issue here is not the ethics of the methods that Multiman used to secure his voters- all political campaigns are propagandistic and unethical. However, Multiman's incredible wealth allowed him to drug and torture children on a scale unavailable to those with less income. This is a classic example of the 1% using their resources to gain an unfair advantage in politics- an advantage that's essentially a kick in the face of the voting process.

How, then, we do fix this issue? Multiman clearly has vast disposable wealth- what do we do with it to stop him from continuing his large scale torture program? While regulations could be placed on campaign spending, this is quite frankly 'boring as shit' and 'unfun'. Alternatives, then, must be considered. I propose that, 'I ball', so why has the electoral audit not considered, 'fuck it'?

Give ME Multiman's supply of cash and drugs, and, rather than abuse these drugs and funds for political gain, I'll abuse them for personal gain.