Redmont Journalist Upset There Are Other Journalists

A journalist is reportedly calling for journalism to stop after another news outlet published a story just 13 minutes after his own, despite the two articles covering entirely different events. The journalist argued the timing distracted from his work and created what he described as "stealing my thunder, yo." Media analysts later confirmed that multiple news stories are, in fact, capable of existing on the same day. At the time of release, the journalist was reportedly monitoring #news to ensure no one else accidentally committed journalism within the next hour.