Exclusive Interview With the "Mansa Musa" of Buffs

I recently got the privaledge (or misfortune) of getting Sergeant_Balls, the self-proclaimed "Mansa Musa" of Buffs. Just wanna highlight that before the interview, he said that he would like for his name to be public and that "the feds need proof anyways."

Y: So, you referred to yourself as the "Mansa Musa" of Buffs. Can you explain more about that?
SB: Yeah, so Mansa Musa was insanely rich and crashed economies on his way to Mecca, and I have such a large buff stash that I could get the prices of buffs to plumate.
Y: How many buffs do you think you have in your collection right now? Also, I'm an idiot, what does plumate mean?
SB: I think I meant plummet
Y: That makes a lot more sense
SB: [I have like] 5 double chests full of various buffs, mainly cocatuk.
Y: And how much money have you gained from selling buffs?
SB: Well, I'm the co proprieter of HeisenburgCo, and lifetime we have probably made >50k from buffs
Y: That's a lot
SB: Yeah and we mainly sold them when they were WAY cheaper, like .2 per piece of cocatuk
Y: Do you have any remarks for people reading? (I'll post this in #news and in gnomestack)
SB: Yeah, go buy from LosPollosHermanos, they got the best "chicken"
SB: And we need suppliers, so hit me up.
Y: Ok, thanks for taking your time here! For legal purposes I cannot say good luck to your business. Have a great day!
SB: You too

Thanks for reading!!

Interview by YoshiKarter