Redmont Bureau of Investigations Confirms It Exists Following Controversial Raid

The Redmont Bureau of Investigations (RBI) issued an official announcement confirming that it exists, just days after conducting a controversial raid on an Aventura home that allegedly uncovered cocatuk. The statement informed citizens that the RBI investigates serious crimes, prompting some residents to wonder if the announcement was intended to remind one particular Aventura resident that the raid had actually happened. The Aventura resident involved in that raid continues to maintain the cocatuk was "planted by the RBI," a theory that has become increasingly difficult for the RBI to defend now that the bureau has officially acknowledged its own existence.