Aventura Man Blames RBI for Cocatuk found in His Home

An Aventura resident is insisting he has been framed after an RBI raid reportedly uncovered cocatuk inside his home. The man claimed the buffs had been "planted by the RBI" and argued that agents must have brought them in during the search. Several neighbors rushed to his defense, insisting he was an honest citizen who "would never touch the stuff," although reporters noted they appeared unusually energetic and repeatedly interrupted the interview to punch holes in the Aventura docks. RBI Officials declined to comment on the allegations but confirmed the investigation remains active.