UJP Declares Appropriations Act Too Divisive, Waits Until Everyone Else Votes

The United Jaronites Party announced that it would not be taking a position on an appropriations act until "all perspectives had been carefully considered," a process Redmont Person estimates will conclude shortly after every other representative has already voted. Lone UJP Representative Emeraldguuy stressed the importance of keeping the peace, explaining that choosing a side too early could risk upsetting someone. A recent Redmont Person analysis found that fence sitting remains the UJP's safest and most consistently held political position.