Journalist Continues Proud Tradition of Being Wrong

A Redmont journalist reporting for Jaronite News continues their proud tradition on being wrong after claiming the President of the Senate had handed "almost every power" to the Deputy President, despite the delegation covering only a handful of routine responsibilities. Jaronite News has stood by its reporting, insisting the words "almost every power" sounded better than "some powers." According to Jaronite News insiders, the publication is reportedly preparing another exclusive after discovering Vice President Just_jada occasionally does things.